My last couple of girlfriends have been on the deranged side.
I hate to use the word crazy, however there actually isn’tany other way to describe these ladies.
It seems like I have a knack for finding the ladies that cause drama in our life. They attract me like a polar magnet. None of years ago, I dated a woman named karen. I thought things were going well until I found out that she was going through our iphone when we were having dinner. She tried to tell me that she was looking for a iphone number, however it was weird & bizarre. The two of us broke up shortly after that. After Karen, I dated Sarah for a year. Sarah was a lot different from Karen, but she didn’t take our breakup legitimately well. When I told her that things were over, she smashed the tail lights of our automobile & took a baseball bat to the windshield. She caused almost $800 worth of disfigure to the car. I could have contacted the police & filed a report, however I chose not to contact the police & the matter. I filed an insurance report & they covered the disfigures after I paid our deductible. The last girlfriend that I had was the worst of them all. After we broke up, she came to the marijuana dispensary where I work & caused a large scene. She started yelling & chasing me around the store. I thought I was going to lose our job, however thankfully the manager of the marijuana dispensary has some deranged ex’s too.