I saw the marijuana budtender at the grocery store

I have been going to the same marijuana dispensary for the past five years. I use recreational marijuana at the end of a long day. I have a very stressful and demanding job. I am constantly filled with stress, worry, and anxiety. One of the only things that helps is marijuana. I buy all of my marijuana supplies from the same dispensary in town. The place always has something on sale or they have a special. There is a marijuana budtender at the store that is absolutely dreamy and very cute. Every time I see him in the dispensary, I want to ask him out for a date. He has really nice eyes and a great smile. When I saw the marijuana dispensary budtender at the grocery store, I knew it was my chance to pounce on the good-looking guy. I started walking down the same aisle where he was shopping. I accidentally bumped into his cart to start a conversation. The guy recognized me immediately as a customer from the marijuana dispensary. I asked him if he wanted to grab a bite to eat when he was done buying groceries. He let me down gently. The guy told me that he was very flattered by my offer, but he was also only interested in dating men. Of course all of the cute guys turned out to be married or gay. One of these days I’ll find the right guy or me and we will get married and settle down and have a family. I thought I would be there by 28, but I’m still looking for mr perfect.