My small town has one claim to fame – Bigfoot.
This area has the highest concentration of Bigfoot sightings in the country.
This brings in a legitimate amount of tourism every year. I own a small merchandise as well as souvenir stand, mostly selling t-shirts as well as nick-knacks related to Bigfootâ€¦ Some people call it the Skunk Ape, or the Sasquatch, however all of us mostly call him Bigfoot, then no one around here believes he is real, by the way, all of us just play along to money in on that sweet tourism money; When all of us are in the off-season, as well as tourism is low, I also sell cannabis from our souvenir stand; Mind you, this state has yet to legalize cannabis for medical purposes, nonetheless to use recreationally. I know all of us are still a couple years away from having legal medical cannabisâ€¦ Even if it were legal, this town is so remote that all of us absolutely wouldn’t have a cannabis dispensary anyway. In all likelihood this venue will never have a cannabis dispensary, which means I am the only source in town. Now I am going to blow your mind with something no one around here knows. This is a huge secret, which is why I am posting this anonymously, as well as not mentioning the name of the town – the whole Bigfoot story was a cover for a cannabis farm. 40 years ago some guys started a huge cannabis farm, as well as in order to keep people from poking around they made up Bigfoot stories. So the souvenirs I sell about Bigfoot, as well as the cannabis I sell both come from the exact same site.